Another random email found on my computer.
The Whammer is our annual golf tournament, which features a really big golf club, The Whammer (see photo above). I went down and got fitted at the Taylormade headquarters near San Diego (The Kingdom) and I thought maybe they would sponsor me but they politely declined.
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Dear Jamie,
The Kingdom was an amazing experience, thanks again. Can't wait to play with my new clubs
Speaking of golf clubs, now that I'm all decked out in Taylormade gear, I thought I'd present Taylormade with the opportunity to sponsor me in The Whammer IV Invitational Tournament. This is a very exclusive tournament that tests not only your mettle on the golf course but also your ability to hold your own at pool, poker, drinking, gambling, etc. It is a modern day Renaissance Man golf tournament. It is literally the Iron Man of the golf world. The winner each year takes home The Whammer for that year, which, as you'd probably guess, is a really big golf club.
This year The Whammer is heading to La Quinta to play TPC Stadium, among others. TPC Stadium, as you know, is a very high-profile course in the golf community, and I thought it would be an excellent opportunity for Taylormade to sponsor the potential winner of this prestigious event. It's possible with this event that you could start to get the Taylormade brand known to golfers all around the country, possibly even the world. I can't guarantee this event will be televised, but I do expect a good amount of cameras, spectators, and general buzz in and around the event.
My handicap is currently 14.9, but it is going down and could easily be in the 14.8 range by the start of the tournament. Even so, I certainly will be in contention to win this tournament with my drinking prowess alone. In fact, I'm currently in the lead on top of the leaderboard and the tournament hasn't even officially begun!
Thanks for you time,
Matt Koskenmaki
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